I post to Moon Hoax threads in a number of fora, as I know shitloads about the subject, and the hoax claims shit me to tears. It's often worth it, as every once in a while I'll get someone thanking me for clearing up some misconceptions spoonfed to them by hypocrites who know they are peddling lies in order to make a profit. I call it my missionary work to the benighted.

Far more often than the occasional enlightenments, of course, are the arrested development losers. I try to stick to the facts and not rise to trollbait, but some of them are too much fun to ignore. My all time favourite was a guy who accused me, as I so often am, of being a "paid shill" of NASA. This guy went further, however, and claimed that his hacker-fu allowed him to track my IP address, and that he knew, beyond all doubt, that I was part of a crack damage control squad operating out of Pine Gap. I kid you not. When I asked him why the NSA(!) would go to the expense of stationing its shills out in the middle of nowhere rather than pay me to do it from my suburban home in my underwear he just got all pouty and claimed that I was a liar whose evasions proved he was right.

Unmasked. Damn.

I'll wave to you over the fence once you get here, Dave.