What Pre 1985 Videogame Caharacter am I?

Pinched from gevauden

I am a Light Cycle. I drive fast, I turn fast, I do everything fast. I even breakfast. I tend to confuse people with my sudden changes of heart. Sometimes I even confuse myself, which tends to cause problems. What Video Game Character Are You?

...at any price

As someone addicted to their organiser I'd like to make a "killer" list of features I'd like in a phone. If all of these features were met by a single device, I'd take out a loan to buy one IMMEDIATELY. Any of these with Asterisks next to them are already available in a single package currently. All other features are available in commercially availabe organisers, just not in one package.

• PocketPC OS. (Yeah I know, but I have a history with the evil OS) *
  
• VGA Screen
• Accelerated Video
  
• Triband Mobile *
• WiFi *
• Bluetooth *
• GPS
• VGA res camera *
  
• SDIO slot * (2 would be better)
  
• 4 + buttons near the input device

With this range of goodies I'd buy one OVER a laptop. You'd think with asking prices in the $1,200+ mark, that they'd pack the organiser / phone combos with the maximum feature set, since they can command such a premium.