On Babies.
Oct. 8th, 2005 11:02 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
cheshirenoirYou know, if we developed a way to understand babies, I bet a lot of their conversations would be something like this:
"No I don't want you goddam dummy! I want BOOBIES!"
"What makes you think I want to play incey wincey spider"
"Hee Hee! The strange blob is cavorting again"
"No no, I don't want my nappy changed! I wnat you to get the itch on my left buttock!"
"Hmm. Bored. I know! I'll make the wierd blobs dance again.... WAAAAAHHHHH!"
"No I don't want you goddam dummy! I want BOOBIES!"
"What makes you think I want to play incey wincey spider"
"Hee Hee! The strange blob is cavorting again"
"No no, I don't want my nappy changed! I wnat you to get the itch on my left buttock!"
"Hmm. Bored. I know! I'll make the wierd blobs dance again.... WAAAAAHHHHH!"
