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A Biblical Curse Generator


"Behold, thou shalt be plagued with gnats, flies and locusts, O ye dabbler in abominations!"

Comments

[arcadiagt5.livejournal.com]

Cute. Some of them are just so downright nasty that I wouldn't wish them on my worst enemy.

For example: Hear this, O ye son of thunder, for you will have more mother-in-laws than King Solomon!

[foamiethegreeny.livejournal.com]

I particularly like "and you shall be get difficult Teenagers" Or " you shall go on a diet of unsweetened, crunchy locusts." Cute john very cute.