Time to learn Japanese?

Okay folks, some numbers for you:
AVERAGE broadband speeds in Megabits / Second for:

• Australia - 1.7Mb
• USA - 4.8Mb
• Poland - 7.6Mb
  
• Korea - 45.6Mb
• Japan - 61.0Mb

We're in a broadband Ghetto! Even the UK manages 2.6Mb

Aphex Twin and Chris Cunningham

They go together like cheese and biscuits.

Actually a better metaphor might be like "Rats and Plague"