Help Me I am in Hell

[cheshirenoir]

Been on hold to Microsoft, trying to activate some CALs for 30 minutes so far.

Please Kill Me!

Comments

[fred-mouse.livejournal.com]

what hold music do they play? Is it as bad as the HBF one? (very very short tune, goes around and around and around and around, and usually when I ring I spend 15+ minutes listening to it...)

[cheshirenoir.livejournal.com]

Well, I have heard classical, jazz and even the Microsoft installer music.

[leahcim.livejournal.com]

and even the Microsoft installer music.

Two responses spring to mind:
- installers have music now?
- I remember the day when installers were smaller than (what I imagine to be) the size of the music file....

Also, why do I need to kill you? Looks like MS is doing that already. It's not like you asked to be killed quickly. :P

[cheshirenoir.livejournal.com]

Well I JUST got off the phone after an HOUR and a half.

They'll call me back because they don't know how to install licences on their own OS.

[callistra.livejournal.com]

Uh, do I get a say in this??

[cheshirenoir.livejournal.com]

Not after an hour and a half...

Has anyone seen Mr Brain?

[discordia13.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, but Mr Brain is out. He's trying to take over the world.

Mr spleen would be quite happy to see you though. He says you dont talk to him any more, and he's not feeling the love.

[cheshirenoir.livejournal.com]

Hang on, are you sure thats not Mr Liver calling?

[discordia13.livejournal.com]

Obligatory Reference here... (http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20070122)

[cheshirenoir.livejournal.com]

OoH! New shiney. Haven't read that one up until now.

Good Timing...

[fostware.livejournal.com]

The wait time is probably due to the new three result WGA update; "guilty", "somewhat innocent (this time)", and "he looks shifty, we'll psych him into giving up."